Flashback- part 1- homework avoidance

Holla,
Did u hear that childhood rhyme -Mary had a little lamb? i heard her gynec fainted..

Am getting a tad nostalgic about me childhood...i blame it on vodka, rum, society(hell every1 blames every1) and well mum for fondly remembering them! i am gonna dole out some of my deeds rather important lessons so if any of you want to start on the monk's footsteps you know how young and clever you need to be!

LESSON-1 Homework Avoidance!
AGE- 3.5-4.5 years

"Enough mum! look even my hands are swollen!" "son, you have just filled one box with an A..we need to fill 14 more!"
"i need a glass of water".."ok! now that we have had water come on and show me how we write A in this box.."
"I need to go peee-pee" "allright run..dont do it on the floor"
"Is there anything you need to be done kiddo before you write A?"
"mum the pencil just broke!"
"grr..give me that!(resharpens pencil)
"here, now write.."
"i am feeling hungry." "not now kid, write".
"i think i hear vinayak calling me down to play!"
"that is imagination running wild..now plz write something!"
"No! Vinaaaaaaaayyyyyaaakk am coming down right away! mum i will do homework later after i come back home!"
"nothing doing, your doing it right now!"
"i will only write A 5 more times ha!"
"fine just do it"
(times A written 6/15..the rest done by mum)

Next week lesson two!

Patented: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot at again and again!