THE SEARCH FOR DA INNER PIECE

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THE SEARCH FOR DA INNER PIECE!!!

holla holla.... the monastary of
monkhood welcomes ye all again for another tet-a-tet with the one and only...me

right let me get a few things cleared its not peace its trully piece...i have been missing a lot of them recently...darn these souvenir hunters or maybe just darn this awful breeze...

right so those who came here expecting inner peace sermons let me tell you my personal experience...my quest for peace and tranquility...

tranquility can be attained throught two ways 1> by being supremely unconcerned about the world or 2> taking a shot of tequila...inner peace on the other hand is really hard to get...

i tried the method of keeping a days silence...not uttering a word to anyone...heres an update on how the hours went by

8 hours....i slept...total quite(apart from the occasional snore)

waking hour 1- everyone's pardoned to ask for a hot cupa tea

waking hour two- excrutiating...maddening silence..kylie minouge sings *cant get u outa my head* inside of my head
hour two...govinda is doing a jig...*meri pant bhi sexy*...he repeats this 10 times

hour 3- i go and blow up a few aliens on my new pc game...silence is maintained

hour four...tick-tock, tick-tock...totally bored outa my skin

hour-five... the cell phone becomes a beautiful sight...why cant it ring when u want it to?

hour 6....andheri raaton mein sunsaan rahon par....ring ring..phew thank god u called hon..i would have gone sane otherwise!

total time elapsed...14 hours almost(a new record)

patented: trespassers will be shot,survivors will be shot at again!