Grab a beer and sit...your are just in time to hear the monk speak of his latest experiences in life...enlightenment awaits you!

holla, fellow enlightenment seekers...i have uncovered the true secret of loosing weight...yes! yes! u heard me right ways to loose weight!...stop kissing me...let me give you a list of things you need to do to loose all that extra flab in no time

1. enlist the help of family members
2. stock your fridge with chocolates and cold drinks..for the burger addicts i suggest pizzas along with burgers
3. make the family members deplore how thin you look!...let them call you underfed!under nourished
4. let them eat before you that way you know they eat more than you!
5. watch them burp and barf and leave nitrous oxide(before you eat)
6. now sit to eat
7. automatically you will eat less
8.and voila,instant weight loss

statutory declaration- all the above tips have been generated by a hyper imaginative mind with no sense of realism whatsoever,any success following these tips is purely co-incidential but will be shown here as proof of success!

Patented- trespassers will be shot,survivors will be shot at again and again!